Band Math

McSweeney’s band math.

Weezer – Air Supply = Grateful Dead

The Ultimate Hunger Games

The ultimate hunger games:

I enter the dining room. There’s a gold cornucopia on the table. I think, what a wonderful seasonal flourish. But I know it’s dangerous. My ten relatives rush towards it, grabbing at the appetizers that are sprinkled around like land mines. I want to do the same, but I waver… early-eating is a deadly mistake.